Folk's grandmother last automobile trip was in an ambulance. Folk thinks about it every time Folk sees one with lights a glaring.
Today, the lil lady and Folk had an after work date at the movies to see Transformers 2 (more on that tomorrow).
An older lady became ill and of course the Red and White came through to scoop her up. Here's where the sh!t gets wrong. Motherfvckers at the theater don't give a fvck about others. Folk heart sank as fvckers pulled up in front of the Ambulance and Fire truck... Park... Let azzhole family members out... and meander away slowly.
No one really gave a fvck either. The policeman on duty couldn't believe the sh!t. Neither could a few people outside. Myself, lil lady, and an inspiration to Folk's heart some teenage girls all made comments about these pieces of dried sh!t particles stuck on the butt hairs of a rabid donkey with diarrhea.
Folk starred one fvcker down with such disgust that she looked away knowing that sh!t she and her companion did was foul. Sometimes Folk thinks that the world has already gone to hell. Today was one of those days.
Then Folk saw the Fire and Rescue truck Transfvckingform into Ratchet from the movie and start canobalizing fvckers who didn't pay respect. This one fvcker screamed in terror as Ratchet pulled this non-washed nut sack from the vehicle that was blocking the Ambulance, threw the vehicle across the parking lot, ripped that fvckers dick and arm off, and stuffed his weaner into his arm socket. (okay maybe that didn't happen, but in Folk's world azzholes get immediate feedback and used as examples to the rest of society).
Next time you see an ambulance, pay some respect. Give the ambulance room, pull aside, and for God's sake DON'T IMPEED OR GET IN THE AMBULANCE'S FVCKING WAY! One day it could be your azz in the back.
An older lady became ill and of course the Red and White came through to scoop her up. Here's where the sh!t gets wrong. Motherfvckers at the theater don't give a fvck about others. Folk heart sank as fvckers pulled up in front of the Ambulance and Fire truck... Park... Let azzhole family members out... and meander away slowly.
No one really gave a fvck either. The policeman on duty couldn't believe the sh!t. Neither could a few people outside. Myself, lil lady, and an inspiration to Folk's heart some teenage girls all made comments about these pieces of dried sh!t particles stuck on the butt hairs of a rabid donkey with diarrhea.
Folk starred one fvcker down with such disgust that she looked away knowing that sh!t she and her companion did was foul. Sometimes Folk thinks that the world has already gone to hell. Today was one of those days.
Then Folk saw the Fire and Rescue truck Transfvckingform into Ratchet from the movie and start canobalizing fvckers who didn't pay respect. This one fvcker screamed in terror as Ratchet pulled this non-washed nut sack from the vehicle that was blocking the Ambulance, threw the vehicle across the parking lot, ripped that fvckers dick and arm off, and stuffed his weaner into his arm socket. (okay maybe that didn't happen, but in Folk's world azzholes get immediate feedback and used as examples to the rest of society).
Next time you see an ambulance, pay some respect. Give the ambulance room, pull aside, and for God's sake DON'T IMPEED OR GET IN THE AMBULANCE'S FVCKING WAY! One day it could be your azz in the back.
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3 comments:
that's when that Cypress Hill joint pops into ya head "this is something you can't understand - how I could just kill a man..."
Sh!t like this happens all the time, pisses me the hell off. People more concerned about getting to where they have to be...fvckers always fail to think about "what if that was me". Shameful. I've even had people honk their horns at me as I try to pull over for a passing ambulance, like I'm the one disobeying traffic laws. WTF!
Glad you're back Folk!
Folk, I offer this alternative solution, worth keeping in mind when you need a compact and more or less straightforward tool: the pocket bazooka (as good as any Treasury Secretary's). I particularly like it for BOOMbox cars. Bumpa bumpa yourownself.
That said, xforming ambulances sound awesome.
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