"Ahhhhh... Did we just fvck you?"

"Let me pat you on the head so you can feel a little better. Better? No? Well here's a towel to clean up with. Next!"

That's how Folk feels almost every fvcking time Folk travels. Folk's thoughts on the bailout for the banks and the automobile industry, hangs on the realization that we, Americans, have bailed out the airline industry for years. Every year. ...and yet they continue to fail on all fronts. Especially Customer Service!

If Folk sells you a car via the internet or news paper ad and when you showed up Folk said "Sorry, sold that car already. There's no refunds. But if you wait around till Folk has another car for sale, you'll be first up! Now go sit over there." Folk would have Folk's azz hauled to jail. Why? IT'S FVCKING FRAUD TO SALE SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE!

Or the fact you get on this tin bacteria filled cattle shipment container that have... [lawd hold Folk's fvcking mule]. Flying cattle class is just down right demoralizing and to use the word frustrating would be stick fvck the word itself. We've sent fvckers to the moon and yet for the life of Folk, Folk can't figure out why airplane seats are so fvcking uncomfortable. Sure there has to be crash worthy but... come on! Folk calling bullsh!t on this.

Or! Or! what about the fact fvckers in the same cattle class can pay hundreds of dollars difference in price for the same fvcking experience!!! Oh that's fvcked up.

Folk tries to get to the airport extra early in an attempt to get discounted or free upgrades to business or 1st class (yeah, if you get there early, they will most likely offer. You'll free up more room to stuff more fvckers into cattle class. But sometimes this is not an option).

The stories can go on and on with the fvcking bullsh!t associated with the airline industry and airport (nothing against the people who actually work for these fvcking companies, unless you're an azzhole who perpetuates the bullsh!t slack azz customer service or one of the metal blade jerk off Management person who has the ability to make a difference and don't).

Consider this an open thread to vent your frustrations with air travel!

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